Although this age is definitely the hardest yet, it's also one of the most entertaining. I am always amused and a little perplexed by the things that come out of Logan's mouth. Seriously, no adult could make this stuff up.
Daddy: What should we get Mommy for her birthday?
Logan: A pretend pancake.
Logan: Mommy, ask me what I'm doing.
Mommy: Logan, what are you doing?
Logan: I'm just Batman and I'm doing the Hokey Pokey.
While looking at our engagement picture.
Logan: Oh look, it's that picture of Mommy and Daddy wearing charm bracelets.
After beating me at Uno.
Logan: I guess it just wasn't your day, Mommy.
After losing his gloves.
Mommy: Where did you last see them?
Logan: On my hands, of course.
After passing gas.
Mommy: Logan, did you just toot?
Logan: No, that's just my bum making sounds.
Thanksgiving.
Mommy: Let's all take a turn and say what we're thankful for. I'll go first, I'm thankful for Logan, and Reagan, and Daddy.
Mommy: Logan what are you thankful for?
Logan: A bag.
Christmastime.
Pretending to be Santa.
Logan: Mommy, did you know I'm the best Santa in the kitchen?
Watching me get ready.
Logan: I want to put deodorant on my feet, so that I can be Rudolf.
Before lunch.
Logan: I'm a Shepherd.
Mommy: Ok, Shepherd, what do you want for lunch?
Logan: Shepherd food.
Mommy: What do Shepherds eat?
Logan: Turkey sandwiches and marshmallows.
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