Monday, June 2, 2014

Hey Fatty!

It's really no secret that my daughter is fat.  I mean, come on....


Let's not kid ourselves here.

Everyone that I meet notices and wants to say something about it, and I think it is hilarious how some people will not just come out and say it!

Behold!

My Top 10 Ways to Call my Daughter Fat Without Actually Calling her Fat:

10.  She's filling in nicely!

9.  What size clothes is she wearing now?

8.  You must make great milk!

7.  She's all cheeks, isn't she?

6.  How old is she, exactly?

5.  She's obviously not crawling yet.

4.  I can see that you never feed that baby.

3.  It looks like she has rubber bands on her arms.

2.  Does she ever do anything besides eat?

And my absolute favorite...

1.  That's one HEALTHY baby!

So remember, if you run into me at church or at the store, or around town, it's ok to call my daughter fat.  I do it all the time.  She's my chunk-a-lunk, my chubby face, my roley poley.  And I love it.  I love every single chin and every last, little, adorable roll.

2 comments:

  1. The Heritage Legal Center has come up with a few more:
    1. She sure is a little butterball
    2. She is a lil Michelin tire baby!
    3. What a little dough-baby

    Personally, we all think Reagan is the cutest most adorable baby and wish you guys would come visit soon!

    Tiff and Jess

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    1. Haha I love it!! We sure do miss you guys! Hopefully we will make it to DC sometime this summer! Would love to come see you all!! <3

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